1 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:07,964 Rock music 2 00:00:20,852 --> 00:00:24,189 Des Rocs' "Let Me Live/ Let Me Die" plays 3 00:00:28,276 --> 00:00:31,112 Here. Shotgun. 4 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:37,118 Oh! 5 00:00:42,499 --> 00:00:45,126 I know pain, I know dread 6 00:00:45,168 --> 00:00:47,629 Look, his eyes have turned to lead 7 00:00:47,671 --> 00:00:52,342 The tears don't stop the fire 8 00:00:52,384 --> 00:00:53,927 It's killin' time 9 00:00:53,969 --> 00:00:55,554 Liam's team. 10 00:00:55,595 --> 00:00:59,057 See your eyes got nothin' left 11 00:00:59,099 --> 00:01:01,977 Kiss me, I am the cobra 12 00:01:03,061 --> 00:01:04,813 It's killin' time 13 00:01:04,854 --> 00:01:06,773 Oh, oh, let me live 14 00:01:06,815 --> 00:01:09,526 Oh, let me die 15 00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,945 music warps, stops 16 00:01:11,987 --> 00:01:15,323 light music 17 00:01:29,504 --> 00:01:31,965 - Take that, motherfucker. - Stop shooting all my guys. 18 00:01:32,007 --> 00:01:33,508 Part of the game, douche bag. 19 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:35,343 - Fuck you. - Uh-uh. 20 00:01:35,385 --> 00:01:36,928 You're done, you're done, you're done! 21 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,389 - Yes! Uhh! - God... damn it! 22 00:01:39,431 --> 00:01:41,182 Victory, bitch. 23 00:01:41,224 --> 00:01:42,684 - You know what that means? - Ohh... 24 00:01:42,726 --> 00:01:45,854 That means you owe me another blow job. 25 00:01:45,895 --> 00:01:47,731 Yeah 26 00:01:49,232 --> 00:01:51,192 Yeah 27 00:01:51,234 --> 00:01:53,778 Yeah yeah yeah 28 00:01:58,783 --> 00:02:00,201 Hey 29 00:02:04,831 --> 00:02:06,499 When I'm feelin' myself I move like this 30 00:02:06,541 --> 00:02:08,543 When you feelin' yourself, then move like this 31 00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:11,421 - Hello, boys. - Now do it 32 00:02:11,463 --> 00:02:13,298 When I'm feelin' myself I move like this 33 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:14,775 If you feelin' yourself then move like this 34 00:02:14,799 --> 00:02:17,802 Now do it, just do it 35 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,474 Yeah 36 00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:25,852 vocalizing 37 00:02:25,894 --> 00:02:29,064 And I'm bottom now, too, if you wanna switch things up? 38 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,565 I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, 39 00:02:30,607 --> 00:02:32,317 I woulda stayed in prison. 40 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:34,069 Get the lube, bitch! 41 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,445 Move 42 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:37,238 Move 43 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,698 Move 44 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,909 Mickey... I'm exhausted. 45 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:43,453 - Uh-huh. I don't care. - We been at this all night. 46 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:45,205 And now we're gonna be at it all morning. 47 00:02:45,246 --> 00:02:47,290 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth nob job 48 00:02:47,332 --> 00:02:49,250 - I've given you. - Six, bitch. 49 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:52,879 Come on, get your cum dumpster down here. 50 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:54,631 All right, fine. 51 00:02:54,673 --> 00:02:57,217 But after this, you're getting dressed and showered, 52 00:02:57,258 --> 00:02:59,135 and we're gonna be productive, okay? 53 00:02:59,177 --> 00:03:01,221 Oh, don't you worry. I'm about to be very, 54 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:02,430 - very productive. - Uh-huh. 55 00:03:02,472 --> 00:03:05,058 Uh-huh! 56 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,726 Ah... 57 00:03:06,768 --> 00:03:07,894 mmm... 58 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,899 Oh... shit. 59 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:15,735 You can't stop mid-gobble. 60 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:19,280 Yeah, sorry, I got a text. Ned died. 61 00:03:19,322 --> 00:03:21,491 The fuck is Ned? 62 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:23,660 Well, nice to meet you, Ian. 63 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:25,787 So you drove all the way to the South Side 64 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:27,622 - for chips? - Well, a bag of chips 65 00:03:27,664 --> 00:03:30,500 and, uh, ginger snap, I'm hoping. 66 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:32,210 Make that body work 67 00:03:32,252 --> 00:03:34,462 Oh, come on, Ian, now, don't be rude. 68 00:03:34,504 --> 00:03:35,815 Invite your boyfriend back to my place. 69 00:03:35,839 --> 00:03:37,716 I mean, the more the merrier, right? 70 00:03:37,757 --> 00:03:40,176 - What'd you call me? - What? 71 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,512 What the fuck did you call me? 72 00:03:44,264 --> 00:03:46,057 I need somebody to rob my house, 73 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:47,642 and I'm hoping you could help. 74 00:03:47,684 --> 00:03:49,310 Make that body work 75 00:03:49,352 --> 00:03:52,772 - Hey, fucker! - Fuck! 76 00:03:54,274 --> 00:03:56,735 No fucking way! - It is the toughest 77 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:59,904 badass fag beater this side of the Chicago River. 78 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,489 Fuck off! 79 00:04:01,531 --> 00:04:03,742 Oh... right. 80 00:04:03,783 --> 00:04:05,535 Yeah, I don't give two shits, man. 81 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:07,370 Finish up slurpy. 82 00:04:07,412 --> 00:04:10,457 Not in the mood anymore. 83 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:12,584 What? 84 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,462 You fuckin' serious? 85 00:04:15,503 --> 00:04:18,506 Rock music 86 00:04:24,053 --> 00:04:27,015 You really this upset over some wrinkled old fag dying? 87 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:29,309 Yeah, kinda. 88 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,270 Why? 89 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:35,774 I guess everyone I've been with 90 00:04:35,815 --> 00:04:38,067 gets a little piece of my heart. 91 00:04:38,109 --> 00:04:39,360 Wait... everyone? 92 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:41,237 Funky rock 93 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,490 I was hoping to get my hands on your hose. 94 00:04:43,531 --> 00:04:45,575 - Take what I want - All right. 95 00:04:45,617 --> 00:04:47,452 My muffin top is delicious. 96 00:04:47,494 --> 00:04:48,661 You want the bottom half? 97 00:04:48,703 --> 00:04:50,747 You did not order a muffin just to make that joke. 98 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:53,666 I should probably shut it off, but then I'd miss the part 99 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:56,252 where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 100 00:04:56,294 --> 00:04:57,796 - Just do it - Jesus. 101 00:04:57,837 --> 00:04:59,506 We can have a nice time 102 00:04:59,547 --> 00:05:03,092 - Gonna be a long night? - Oh, yeah. 103 00:05:06,346 --> 00:05:09,140 Billy Elliot, cornholing the father of my children. 104 00:05:09,182 --> 00:05:11,142 You ever pitch? 105 00:05:11,184 --> 00:05:13,269 Usually, but... 106 00:05:13,311 --> 00:05:16,189 I'm open, depending on what you're into. 107 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:18,233 Where are we doin' this? 108 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,818 Follow me. 109 00:05:19,859 --> 00:05:22,403 You can go and make it happen 110 00:05:22,445 --> 00:05:24,614 What's our safe word if we wanna stop? 111 00:05:24,656 --> 00:05:25,990 Ow, motherfucker? 112 00:05:26,032 --> 00:05:29,118 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 113 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,996 Oh. Perfect. 114 00:05:32,038 --> 00:05:33,706 Yeah. 115 00:05:33,748 --> 00:05:35,166 J City playin' around 116 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:37,919 These rappers sayin' when ya around I'ma take him down 117 00:05:37,961 --> 00:05:40,296 He get aggressive when they put me in the ring 118 00:05:42,131 --> 00:05:44,008 I don't wait to take the crown 119 00:05:46,052 --> 00:05:49,264 Come on, G.I., pound me like an Iraqi solider! 120 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:52,058 Okay, you need to shut the fuck up. 121 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,227 I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin' 122 00:05:54,269 --> 00:05:56,771 I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin' 123 00:05:56,813 --> 00:06:00,191 Admit it, I'll get it, ain't get enough 124 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:02,068 Yep. 125 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:08,032 Rap music 126 00:06:19,794 --> 00:06:24,257 Okay, maybe not everybody. You don't feel the same way? 127 00:06:24,299 --> 00:06:26,384 Hey, you wanna bang? 128 00:06:26,426 --> 00:06:27,760 Do I look busy? 129 00:06:27,802 --> 00:06:30,555 Rock music 130 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:34,601 Oh, at least you finally got hard. 131 00:06:34,642 --> 00:06:37,395 Yo, Angie. 132 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:39,939 - Yeah? - You wanna fuck? 133 00:06:39,981 --> 00:06:41,274 Sure. 134 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:43,586 We're gonna have sex whenever I feel like it. 135 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,361 Obviously, I'll be the top since you're... 136 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:46,755 pretty much a chick, but you are gonna have to 137 00:06:46,779 --> 00:06:48,507 stick something up my ass every once in a while, 138 00:06:48,531 --> 00:06:50,241 or I'm gonna get real bitchy. 139 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:53,494 Get up, this is the price that you pay 140 00:06:53,536 --> 00:06:55,914 - What the fuck? - You like the penis, yes? 141 00:06:55,955 --> 00:06:57,957 Not when there's tits directly above it. 142 00:06:57,999 --> 00:06:59,334 You want it up in your poo place? 143 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,085 No, I don... I want you to fuckin'... 144 00:07:01,127 --> 00:07:03,504 I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? 145 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:05,548 Put that fucking thing away, please. 146 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:06,758 No, I don't. 147 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:09,177 You know what, fuck you. 148 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:10,178 What the fuck? 149 00:07:10,219 --> 00:07:12,323 What the fuck are you doin'? What the fuck do you want? 150 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:14,432 Fuck off. The fuck are you lookin' at? 151 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:16,309 Tell fuckhead this is not over. 152 00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:18,311 Fuck off. Fuck's sake. 153 00:07:18,353 --> 00:07:19,580 Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself. 154 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:21,564 Fuck you want? Not my fuckin' problem. 155 00:07:21,606 --> 00:07:23,691 Shut the fuck up. Fuck do I care? 156 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:25,234 Who the fuck knows if it's even mine? 157 00:07:25,276 --> 00:07:26,420 What the fuck kinda name is that? 158 00:07:26,444 --> 00:07:27,528 That a fuckin' gay joke? 159 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,322 Hey, if anybody's got something to say, 160 00:07:29,364 --> 00:07:30,990 fuckin' say it. Shut the fuck up. 161 00:07:31,032 --> 00:07:32,700 Fuck you! Didn't know she had a piano. 162 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:33,826 What the fuck? 163 00:07:33,868 --> 00:07:35,453 Are you outta your fuckin' mind? 164 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:36,805 The front door's plenty wide enough 165 00:07:36,829 --> 00:07:38,289 for you to walk the fuck out. 166 00:07:38,331 --> 00:07:40,416 Oh! Fuck! Fuckin' A. 167 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:41,793 The fuck you lookin' at? Pi. 168 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:43,795 The fuck you chasin' my bus for? 169 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:45,731 'Cause I need you to go buy me a fuckin' Orange Julius. 170 00:07:45,755 --> 00:07:47,757 I thought I told you to shut the fuck up! 171 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:49,425 You fuckin' bitch fucker! 172 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:52,387 Hey, fuck you, fuck you, 173 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,973 - and especially fuck you. - All right. 174 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:01,187 I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. 175 00:08:01,229 --> 00:08:02,188 No problem. 176 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,030 Excuse me for thinking I had your whole heart. 177 00:08:04,065 --> 00:08:06,484 You do. The vast majority of it. 178 00:08:06,526 --> 00:08:09,028 Vast major... What... How much is that exactly? 179 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,989 I don't know. Eighty-seven percent. 180 00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,783 Eighty-seven percent. Not enough. 181 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:16,536 - You're being sensitive. - Maybe. 182 00:08:16,577 --> 00:08:17,996 And you're bein' soft. 183 00:08:18,037 --> 00:08:19,914 Yeah, well, it's kinda hard not to... 184 00:08:19,956 --> 00:08:21,749 Cooped up in here with you all these months, 185 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,459 having to blow you every two seconds. 186 00:08:23,501 --> 00:08:25,461 You know, you don't like it, you can leave. 187 00:08:25,503 --> 00:08:27,255 Yeah. Maybe I will. 188 00:08:27,296 --> 00:08:28,464 Of course you will. 189 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:31,175 That's your whole fuckin' M.O. 190 00:08:31,217 --> 00:08:32,176 Is not. 191 00:08:32,218 --> 00:08:33,928 Is too. 192 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:35,471 Well, I'm leavin' town. 193 00:08:36,514 --> 00:08:39,308 There a queer rights rally somewhere? 194 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:41,978 We're done. 195 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,440 Fuck are you talkin' about? 196 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:48,192 I don't need to be fixed, okay? I'm me! 197 00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:51,446 This is it. 198 00:08:53,573 --> 00:08:55,199 This is you breakin' up with me. 199 00:08:57,410 --> 00:08:58,870 Let's go. 200 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:04,417 I can't. 201 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:06,753 How 'bout like a... 202 00:09:06,794 --> 00:09:08,463 temporary separation? 203 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:11,841 Wait. Are you dumpin' me? 204 00:09:11,883 --> 00:09:13,485 I need some air. This whole quarantine thing's 205 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,862 - getting to me. - No, no, you don't get to 206 00:09:14,886 --> 00:09:16,596 fuckin' leave again. I'm goin'. 207 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,681 Where the fuck are you goin'? 208 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:20,016 - Away from you. - Oh, yeah? 209 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:22,226 What are you gonna do, some thug shit 210 00:09:22,268 --> 00:09:23,561 like you always do? 211 00:09:24,937 --> 00:09:27,607 On the floor, motherfuckers! 212 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,318 Hey, Officer. 213 00:09:30,359 --> 00:09:31,903 Oink, oink. 214 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,739 Yo, brown ass! 215 00:09:34,781 --> 00:09:36,407 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit is right. 216 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:37,617 Come here. 217 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,597 And curry says what? 218 00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:42,789 This is his errand? 219 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,016 Do I tell you how to do EMT shit? 220 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,601 Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts. 221 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,918 We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em, 222 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:48,771 and if they complain about it, we'll beat the shit outta 'em. 223 00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:50,630 You were right. We gotta kill her. 224 00:09:50,671 --> 00:09:53,341 Adiós, motherfucker! 225 00:09:53,382 --> 00:09:54,634 Hey, Sanchez. 226 00:09:54,675 --> 00:09:56,677 - Oh, no. - Time to pay up. 227 00:09:56,719 --> 00:09:58,072 Fuckin' right, you keep your mouth shut. 228 00:09:58,096 --> 00:09:59,865 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue outta your head. 229 00:09:59,889 --> 00:10:01,140 You two can put that back, 230 00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:02,409 or I can crack your skulls on the pavement. 231 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,560 - You want this in cash? - No, we want you to pick out 232 00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:06,187 fuckin' stocks for us. Move your ass. 233 00:10:06,229 --> 00:10:07,456 Cut his hands off, pull his teeth, 234 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,582 he can't even be identified. 235 00:10:08,606 --> 00:10:10,274 Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 236 00:10:10,316 --> 00:10:12,735 We can bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 237 00:10:12,777 --> 00:10:14,505 - How much do we charge? - 50 bucks. 238 00:10:14,529 --> 00:10:16,072 - Girls get 17. - 17? 239 00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:17,824 Yeah. And we learned a valuable lesson. 240 00:10:17,865 --> 00:10:20,743 Anyone can jerk a cock. I jerk mine, he jerks his. 241 00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:22,620 Learn a unique skill, or shut the fuck up. 242 00:10:24,747 --> 00:10:26,100 No one knows what the fuck you're sayin'. 243 00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,935 I say we put battery leads on her nipples 244 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,520 and light her up like a fucking Christmas tree. 245 00:10:29,544 --> 00:10:31,504 Aah! 246 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,844 And you're bouncing off the walls... 247 00:10:37,885 --> 00:10:39,846 I came out for you, you piece of shit. 248 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,264 Aah! 249 00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:44,058 - I got him. - Let me go, douche bag. 250 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,369 - Come on! - Okay, drop him 251 00:10:45,393 --> 00:10:47,436 - out the window. - I'm on like the third floor. 252 00:10:47,478 --> 00:10:49,689 Yeah, let's see if he bounces. Come on. 253 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,691 Go Milkovich on him. 254 00:10:51,732 --> 00:10:53,359 Aah! 255 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:55,987 You know what? 256 00:10:56,028 --> 00:10:57,697 Better than goin' off and having another 257 00:10:57,738 --> 00:11:00,491 fuckin' bipolar episode. 258 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,327 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 259 00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:05,139 What do you think of gaming? "World of Warcraft." 260 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,248 The business side of it. Online multiplayer gaming 261 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,542 is the future... I read all about it in a magazine. 262 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,002 Think you'd be any good at it? 263 00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:12,229 I went for a run this morning. 264 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:13,713 I have a ton of energy. Oh! 265 00:11:13,754 --> 00:11:15,339 Check out this sunrise. 266 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:17,359 - Look at that... it's crazy. - Yeah, that's real nice. 267 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:19,218 Must really clear your mind watching a sunrise 268 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,053 after a long night of gargling old man balls. 269 00:11:21,095 --> 00:11:22,763 Mm-hmm. Hey, how come none of us 270 00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:25,224 ever learned to play guitar... or any instrument? 271 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,268 I was thinking that maybe we could pick up guitar 272 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,854 or-or piano, drums even, just... it's... 273 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,856 Hi! Hi! Hey! 274 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,065 The Army's on its way 275 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:35,276 Count off the cadence loud and strong 276 00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:37,778 Two, three, four, wherever you go 277 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,030 You will always know 278 00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:41,741 That the Army goes marching along 279 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:43,576 Oh, my name's Ian. I don't know 280 00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:45,620 if I'm up or down or up or down! 281 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,496 Don't mind me while I just go off, 282 00:11:47,538 --> 00:11:50,958 acting like a crazy-ass loon! 283 00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:55,379 Good morning, Illinois! 284 00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,757 Hey, why you crying? 285 00:11:57,798 --> 00:11:59,592 You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 286 00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:00,635 Heavy metal diaper! 287 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,778 Yeah! 288 00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:05,514 No food... we go now. We hunt like men! 289 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:07,558 Up, up, and away! 290 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,561 You're gonna love Florida, man! 291 00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:12,146 Pools in every fucking backyard. 292 00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,940 Every backyard! Can you imagine that? 293 00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:15,125 Ah, shit, I should watch my language. 294 00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,485 Aw, shit! Fuck! I said shit! 295 00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:18,653 Ha ha. You feel that? 296 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,029 That feeling is all our problems 297 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,448 just disappearing right now. Just... 298 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,242 Whoo! 299 00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:26,494 The sunset's fuckin' beautiful! 300 00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:27,912 Ow, ow, oooh! 301 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:29,247 Whoo! 302 00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:31,582 Hey, what are you doin'? My baby! 303 00:12:31,624 --> 00:12:32,750 Tell me to calm down! 304 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,044 Who sent you? Jesus send you? 305 00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:36,629 Did Jesus send you to take my baby? 306 00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:38,506 No. 307 00:12:39,006 --> 00:12:41,300 They wanna steal my baby! They're trying to steal him! 308 00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:46,305 Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry. 309 00:12:46,347 --> 00:12:49,308 I'm so sorry! 310 00:12:52,895 --> 00:12:54,021 Have a nice life. 311 00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:57,650 - Don't worry, I plan on it. - I wish I never met you. 312 00:12:57,692 --> 00:12:59,652 Me either. 313 00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:04,490 I, Ian, 314 00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:06,575 take you, Mickey... 315 00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:10,037 Lisa Prank's "Perfect Love Song" plays 316 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,081 How do you know you love me? 317 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:16,961 Yeah, please proceed. 318 00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:20,256 I guess that, uh, 319 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,591 makes us all done here, huh? 320 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:28,681 For a moment, I pretend I'm home 321 00:13:28,723 --> 00:13:30,349 Fuck you, Gallagher. 322 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:34,103 If I lay still enough 323 00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:36,856 I'm gettin' some new IDs, some cash and heading to Mexico. 324 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,066 Feels like we're in love 325 00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:42,862 Gallagher's spelled with two Ls. 326 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:45,614 No, it's fuckin' not. 327 00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:52,079 This isn't my first rodeo 328 00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:56,959 By now I know 329 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:03,841 Nobody wants to take it slow 330 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,636 And you don't wanna be in love 331 00:14:07,678 --> 00:14:08,888 - Stubborn... - Leave me alone! 332 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:10,556 Be in love 333 00:14:10,598 --> 00:14:12,433 You don't wanna be in love 334 00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:15,311 Means you don't wanna be in love 335 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:19,565 I just want everybody here to know I'm fuckin' gay. 336 00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:21,400 With me 337 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,320 Comin' back? 338 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:27,198 Depends. Will you suck my dick whenever I want? 339 00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:32,787 They say you stole a helicopter. 340 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,955 That's hilarious. 341 00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,916 Oh, is it? 342 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:40,836 And I hope I didn't say too much 343 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:47,176 You pay me compliments all night 344 00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:51,097 I mean, look at Mickey marrying some whore he knocked up. 345 00:14:51,138 --> 00:14:52,556 What? 346 00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:57,978 How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with 347 00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,230 likes you? 348 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:05,528 But, seriously, this does nothing for you? 349 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,030 Eh... 350 00:15:08,072 --> 00:15:09,907 - Still gay. - Still gay. 351 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,327 You ready to go again, or you, uh, 352 00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:15,079 you need some time, firecrotch? 353 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,251 Take your hand off the glass. 354 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:24,088 I don't wanna be in love 355 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:27,925 I don't wanna be in love means I don't wanna be 356 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,260 In love 357 00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:34,098 With you 358 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,646 Ian Gallagher! 359 00:16:05,838 --> 00:16:07,131 You want kids? 360 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,008 Hell, no. With your mental problems 361 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:11,594 and my family's comfort with committing homicides? 362 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:15,931 I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though. 363 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,433 Well, there's plenty of strays 364 00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,934 wandering around the neighborhood. 365 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:21,312 I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap. 366 00:16:24,106 --> 00:16:27,067 Wow. You're an ugly motherfucker. 367 00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:29,320 Well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin 368 00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:31,655 till the sun goes down. 369 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,161 Ready to do this, Milkovich? 370 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:40,831 Damn straight, Gallagher. 371 00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:51,091 Stupid... Gallagher. 372 00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:58,891 Hey, dipshits, don't leave your shit layin' around 373 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,726 for someone to steal. 374 00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:01,477 Morons. 375 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:05,439 Who the fuck wears those man-purses anyway? 376 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:50,651 Time's up, lovebirds. 377 00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:52,361 Get up. 378 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:56,198 That means get the fuck up. It's my turn. 379 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,286 Stupid Milkovich. 380 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,632 Come on, motherf... fuck! 381 00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,898 Cayucas' "Yeah Yeah Yeah" plays 382 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:46,832 Eastside style with a westside smile 383 00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:50,461 I'm gonna push away the Palisades 384 00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:53,547 Whoa, that's different but it's cool 385 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:56,050 Different, hear the timbre 386 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,969 Rattle of the rattlesnake 387 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:03,432 And we were hanging underneath the bleachers 388 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:07,519 In my army-green colored cargo shorts 389 00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:09,563 I stopped and stuttered 390 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:12,066 Turned around and muttered 391 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,110 "Damn, I guess I'm a dork" 392 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,945 Ah 393 00:19:16,987 --> 00:19:19,031 Yeah yeah yeah 394 00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:21,367 Yeah yeah yeah 395 00:19:21,408 --> 00:19:23,994 Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 396 00:19:24,036 --> 00:19:27,498 Catch me by the bluffs when the sun goes down 397 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,918 A buzzing barfly in Silver Lake 398 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,629 Feels like summer in September 399 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,881 'Neath the eucalyptus 400 00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:39,385 And the versus with the shake, shake 401 00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:43,472 And we were hanging underneath the bleachers 402 00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:48,185 In my army-green colored cargo shorts 403 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,562 I stopped and stuttered 404 00:19:50,604 --> 00:19:52,690 Turned around and muttered 405 00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:55,984 "Damn, I guess I'm a dork" 406 00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:57,945 Ah 407 00:19:57,986 --> 00:19:59,405 Yeah yeah yeah 408 00:19:59,446 --> 00:20:01,490 Yeah yeah yeah 409 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:03,617 Yeah yeah yeah 410 00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:05,994 Yeah yeah yeah 411 00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:07,788 Yeah yeah yeah 412 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:09,498 Yeah yeah yeah 413 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,709 Yeah yeah yeah 414 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,294 Yeah yeah yeah 415 00:20:25,514 --> 00:20:29,017 Ooh 416 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:31,019 I'm feelin' mellow 417 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,980 You're feelin' mellow 418 00:20:33,021 --> 00:20:36,900 We're feelin' mellow yellow in the parking lot 419 00:20:36,942 --> 00:20:38,444 Uh-huh, I'm feelin' mellow 420 00:20:38,485 --> 00:20:41,613 You're feelin' mellow 421 00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:45,159 We're feelin' yellow mellow in the parking lot 422 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,704 Ah, yeah yeah yeah 423 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,622 Yeah yeah yeah 424 00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:53,000 Yeah yeah yeah 425 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,501 Yeah yeah yeah 426 00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:57,004 Yeah yeah yeah 427 00:20:57,045 --> 00:20:58,839 Yeah yeah yeah 428 00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,799 Yeah yeah yeah 429 00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:04,136 Yeah yeah yeah, I'm feelin' mellow 430 00:21:04,178 --> 00:21:05,721 You're feelin' mellow 431 00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:09,516 We're feelin' mellow yellow in the... 432 00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:11,560 You softy. 433 00:21:11,602 --> 00:21:14,563 I'm sensitive. You're soft. 434 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:17,816 - Remember? - Oh. Right. 435 00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:21,570 So... 436 00:21:21,612 --> 00:21:23,697 how'd your bipolar tirade go? 437 00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:25,741 Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking. 438 00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:27,576 How did your stealing shit go? 439 00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:31,288 Great. I have so much more stuff now. 440 00:21:32,748 --> 00:21:34,768 Sometimes we really suck at this relationship stuff, huh? 441 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,502 It's 'cause you're an asshole. 442 00:21:36,543 --> 00:21:38,837 Takes one to know one, bitch. 443 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,511 We're good at it sometimes, though. 444 00:21:45,552 --> 00:21:48,555 We work well together. 445 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,724 - Hey, where the hell you been? - Jesus. 446 00:21:50,766 --> 00:21:53,143 I went to your house. You weren't there. 447 00:21:53,185 --> 00:21:54,686 My shift's starting. 448 00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:55,979 Look, you got any money on you? 449 00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,189 Two bucks. Why? 450 00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:59,316 I need more than that. 451 00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:01,276 - What for? - My bitch of a wife 452 00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:02,945 thinks I owe her something. 453 00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,697 Like I'm the only guy ever dropped a fuckin' load in her. 454 00:22:05,739 --> 00:22:07,950 Boys? Ride around the block? 455 00:22:07,991 --> 00:22:11,161 We look like a couple fags for sale to you? 456 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:12,996 Yes. 457 00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,624 Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch. You ain't window-shoppin'! 458 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:18,544 You're in Boystown outside a bar called The Fairy Tale. 459 00:22:18,585 --> 00:22:20,879 Why don't you fuck off 'fore I give you a broken spine 460 00:22:20,921 --> 00:22:22,881 to go along with that limp wrist? 461 00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:25,133 Yeah, get goin', you fuckin' fruit! 462 00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:29,739 Thinks he can buy whatever he wants 463 00:22:29,763 --> 00:22:32,391 'cause he's got fuckin' Rolex and an S-class. 464 00:22:32,432 --> 00:22:34,268 That shit happen to you a lot? 465 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,436 Every night. 466 00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:38,313 From rich dudes? 467 00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:40,899 - Gotta get to work. - Hey, hey, hold on! 468 00:22:40,941 --> 00:22:43,610 Tell your boss you're goin' home sick tonight. 469 00:22:43,652 --> 00:22:44,945 Sick? 470 00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:48,031 Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS. 471 00:22:56,748 --> 00:22:58,250 Got a room upstairs. 472 00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,335 You don't beat around the bush. 473 00:23:00,377 --> 00:23:02,421 I know what I want. 474 00:23:02,462 --> 00:23:03,463 Do you? 475 00:23:05,757 --> 00:23:07,551 You like it rough? 476 00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:10,304 Whatever you're into. 477 00:23:11,972 --> 00:23:13,682 Say cheese, motherfucker. 478 00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:16,143 What the hell? Oh... uhh! 479 00:23:16,184 --> 00:23:18,353 Hey, that's Bulgari. That's like 200 bucks cash. 480 00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:19,622 - Nice watch, man. - I'm calling 481 00:23:19,646 --> 00:23:21,374 - the fucking police. - Yeah, you do that. 482 00:23:21,398 --> 00:23:22,625 What you think Claire and little Eleanor 483 00:23:22,649 --> 00:23:23,734 would make of the photo 484 00:23:23,775 --> 00:23:24,860 - I just took? - Who? 485 00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:26,004 Whatever their fuckin' names are. 486 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:27,863 Why don't we take a little trip downstairs? 487 00:23:27,905 --> 00:23:29,990 - We can go to the ATM machine. - If you're gonna 488 00:23:30,032 --> 00:23:31,867 take my money, least you can do is have 489 00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:34,369 - the twink suck me off. - That what you think he is? 490 00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:36,538 - Some twink? - He gave me blue balls. 491 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,665 Oh! 492 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,628 Now they're black and blue balls. 493 00:23:42,669 --> 00:23:44,796 Yeah. 494 00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:46,632 But we fight a lot, man. 495 00:23:46,673 --> 00:23:47,716 It's how we started. 496 00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,760 Started? That shit still happens. 497 00:23:49,801 --> 00:23:51,553 Well, it's all I know. 498 00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:54,306 I didn't exactly have the best parental role models 499 00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:56,850 with Frank and Monica. 500 00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:59,436 There you are. It's you. 501 00:23:59,478 --> 00:24:01,521 - Hi, Mom. - I almost didn't get in 502 00:24:01,563 --> 00:24:03,482 'cause my license is expired. 503 00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:06,068 They thought I was a Muslim spy or something. 504 00:24:06,109 --> 00:24:09,905 Hey! Oh, enjoy your big, empty, lonely SUV, 505 00:24:09,947 --> 00:24:12,824 you motherfucking yuppie piece of shit! 506 00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:14,910 Don't worry. We'll get another one. 507 00:24:14,952 --> 00:24:17,454 Oh, yes! Ian, come on, come on. 508 00:24:17,496 --> 00:24:20,165 Anywhere south of here is great. 509 00:24:20,207 --> 00:24:21,750 Oh, a dog! 510 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,877 Oh, I want a dog! 511 00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:26,380 Mm. Get warm with the dog. 512 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,173 Bye, Bill! 513 00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:29,466 Thanks! 514 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:32,803 - I don't have any money. - No worries... I got money. 515 00:24:32,844 --> 00:24:34,262 Go in and get us a table. 516 00:24:34,304 --> 00:24:36,223 Yeah, go on in! 517 00:24:36,264 --> 00:24:37,683 Really, go on, go on. 518 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,643 What were you doing with that... trucker 519 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:42,437 - to get money? - I sold him something. 520 00:24:42,479 --> 00:24:44,481 - What? - Nothing very important. 521 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:47,150 And it got us a lot of great food, right? 522 00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:48,652 What? 523 00:24:48,694 --> 00:24:51,279 You're a beautiful, beautiful man. 524 00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:54,032 I did fucking good making you. 525 00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:56,535 - Aw, I missed you! - Who's this? 526 00:24:56,576 --> 00:25:00,122 This is my son. This is my son, Ian. 527 00:25:00,163 --> 00:25:01,665 Hey. 528 00:25:01,707 --> 00:25:02,916 Yeah. 529 00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,210 - Are you selling meth? - What? 530 00:25:05,252 --> 00:25:06,420 I found some in your bag. 531 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,838 You're going through my stuff? 532 00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:09,339 Is that how you got that money? 533 00:25:09,381 --> 00:25:10,924 Then what's he doing out here? 534 00:25:10,966 --> 00:25:13,260 - Is he cooking out here? - He takes care of me, 535 00:25:13,301 --> 00:25:14,636 and I take care of him. 536 00:25:14,678 --> 00:25:15,929 And I'm happy! 537 00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,056 Hey, what the fuck is going on out here? 538 00:25:18,098 --> 00:25:19,933 - We're just talking. - Shut the fuck up. 539 00:25:19,975 --> 00:25:21,518 - I'm trying to sleep. - Okay, we will. 540 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,704 - Jesus. - The fuck you say? 541 00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:25,105 Jesus. I said fucking Jesus! 542 00:25:25,147 --> 00:25:26,815 Don't eye fuck me, motherfucker. 543 00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:28,567 Did I make you hear me, asshole? 544 00:25:28,608 --> 00:25:30,610 - Fuck you. - Get the fuck outta here. 545 00:25:30,652 --> 00:25:32,696 - Back off. - No, no, no, he's just tired. 546 00:25:32,738 --> 00:25:34,573 He's under a lotta stress now, okay? 547 00:25:34,614 --> 00:25:37,242 His name is Walter, and he's very handsome. 548 00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:38,618 And I'm finally happy. 549 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,746 I hitched a ride with a tractor salesman. 550 00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:43,373 People like us, we can be happy. 551 00:25:43,415 --> 00:25:44,708 I love you. 552 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,877 We're gonna be okay. 553 00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:50,213 I'd love a dog, you know? 554 00:25:50,255 --> 00:25:54,968 Yeah, like Terry was a fuckin' dream parent? 555 00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:57,179 Hey, my dad took my brothers on a run outta town 556 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,723 for a couple days, so you wanna ditch that dump 557 00:25:59,765 --> 00:26:01,475 and crash at my place, you can. 558 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:02,827 Was I just invited to a sleepover? 559 00:26:02,851 --> 00:26:04,728 Fuck you is what you were invited to. 560 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,489 Fuck! Shit! 561 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:18,533 What the fuck? 562 00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:20,577 D-Dad, hold on, hold on. 563 00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:23,830 - Mandy wasn't enough for you? - Dad, hold on! 564 00:26:23,872 --> 00:26:25,749 You sick piece of shit! 565 00:26:25,791 --> 00:26:27,375 Huh? Huh? 566 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,628 Get the fuck off of him! 567 00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:32,672 Tense music 568 00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:36,968 No son of mine 569 00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:39,596 it's gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey! 570 00:26:40,764 --> 00:26:42,599 Sit your ass down. 571 00:26:42,641 --> 00:26:44,726 Fuckin' ass digger! 572 00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:47,896 Tense music continues 573 00:26:57,531 --> 00:27:01,451 It's Terry. Send over the Russian. 574 00:27:07,749 --> 00:27:10,502 She's gonna fuck the faggot outta you, kid. 575 00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:12,963 Ride him till he likes it. 576 00:27:13,004 --> 00:27:15,215 And you're goddamn gonna watch. 577 00:27:26,476 --> 00:27:28,603 In a way, Frank is worse. 578 00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:31,398 Terry is worse in every possible way. 579 00:27:31,439 --> 00:27:32,899 - Frank. - Terry. 580 00:27:32,941 --> 00:27:35,110 Are we gonna fight about this too? 581 00:27:35,152 --> 00:27:37,070 No. I guess they're both pieces of shit. 582 00:27:37,112 --> 00:27:38,738 Gallagher! 583 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,491 I paid you! I paid you, Terry! 584 00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:46,246 What the fuck, Milkovich? 585 00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:48,248 Get the fuck off me, you crazy bitch! 586 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:50,584 - This ain't about you! - Frank, what the hell 587 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:53,044 - did you do? - Why's it always my fault? 588 00:27:54,129 --> 00:27:56,214 Would somebody... 589 00:27:56,256 --> 00:27:58,842 Hey... is that my shirt? 590 00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:00,927 Yeah. 591 00:28:00,969 --> 00:28:03,013 I'm just asking. 592 00:28:03,555 --> 00:28:05,807 - Whoa! - Jesus! 593 00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:08,518 Whoa! 594 00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:13,440 Mickey! I know you're in there, you fuckin' homo! 595 00:28:13,481 --> 00:28:16,109 Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot! 596 00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:18,820 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 597 00:28:18,862 --> 00:28:21,114 - You suck a dick, you die. - Would you shut the fuck up? 598 00:28:21,156 --> 00:28:23,074 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 599 00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:24,868 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 600 00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:26,828 Just want you to know, you marry a man, 601 00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:28,496 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head... 602 00:28:28,538 --> 00:28:29,456 Simple as that. 603 00:28:29,497 --> 00:28:30,957 Let go of the door before I... 604 00:28:30,999 --> 00:28:32,834 I'm not gonna let go of the door 605 00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:34,377 until you let go of the door. 606 00:28:34,419 --> 00:28:36,647 - Get the pepper spray. - Aw, come... would you... 607 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:37,881 - Come on. - One more, Frank. 608 00:28:37,923 --> 00:28:38,965 I'm gonna count to three. 609 00:28:39,007 --> 00:28:40,383 - One... - Hey, Liam, 610 00:28:40,425 --> 00:28:42,594 would you get me a blanket? Get me a blanket. 611 00:28:42,636 --> 00:28:43,946 And some of that bacon. Get me... 612 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:47,098 Ah, fuck, what happened to three? 613 00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:49,059 Look at the little shit. 614 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,186 Oh, my, my, my. 615 00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:54,940 Oh, he's a cute little fucker! 616 00:28:54,981 --> 00:28:56,608 Oh, no, those are mine. 617 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:57,776 Come on, let him go. 618 00:28:57,817 --> 00:28:58,860 No, put it back! 619 00:28:58,902 --> 00:29:00,737 Are you fucking kidding me? 620 00:29:00,779 --> 00:29:02,447 - Hey! - Get off! 621 00:29:02,489 --> 00:29:04,950 - Hey, stop that! - Are you kidding me? 622 00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:07,244 - Aah! - Fucking stop it! 623 00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:09,579 Knock it off! 624 00:29:10,956 --> 00:29:12,749 Get away from him! 625 00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:17,671 God damn it! Ohh! 626 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,048 Fuckin' candy-ass motherfuckin' pussy! 627 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:22,342 Get these goddamn cuffs off. I'll kick your fuckin' ass. 628 00:29:22,384 --> 00:29:24,386 You and your goddamn faggoty boyfriend! 629 00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:26,972 You peckerneck bastards, you rotten motherfuckers! 630 00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,139 You pig-ass pieces of shit! 631 00:29:28,181 --> 00:29:30,600 Give me the goddamn meth! 632 00:29:30,642 --> 00:29:32,018 Or what? 633 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:36,606 Hey, get... 634 00:29:36,648 --> 00:29:39,609 Aah! 635 00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:42,654 Fuck you! 636 00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:43,696 No! 637 00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,954 Uhhhh! 638 00:29:53,373 --> 00:29:54,416 Aah! 639 00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:58,420 I'll fucking kill you, you son of a bitch! 640 00:29:58,461 --> 00:29:59,629 Ohh! 641 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,884 Ohh... God! 642 00:30:04,926 --> 00:30:06,636 You fucker! 643 00:30:11,391 --> 00:30:13,184 Don't need no cops, Terry. 644 00:30:13,226 --> 00:30:14,602 Don't need no cops. 645 00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,732 Come on! Uhh! 646 00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,317 Fuckin' faggot! 647 00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:22,986 Get outta my house, you pole-smokin' queer! 648 00:30:23,028 --> 00:30:24,487 Fuck you! Don't worry about it. 649 00:30:24,529 --> 00:30:27,991 I been stayin' at Ian's since you been in the can, bitch. 650 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,218 Guess what we been doin', Daddy? 651 00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:30,452 We've been fucking! 652 00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:32,662 - Oh, let me go! - I take it! 653 00:30:32,704 --> 00:30:34,456 He gives it to me good and hard, 654 00:30:34,497 --> 00:30:36,249 - and I fuckin' like it! - Let me go! 655 00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:38,293 - Let me go! - Calm down, Terry! 656 00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:40,545 Fuck you! I fuckin' take it! 657 00:30:40,587 --> 00:30:42,881 - I fuckin' love it! - Get him outta here. 658 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:44,257 - Fuck you! - I'm gonna 659 00:30:44,299 --> 00:30:45,443 cut your balls in little pieces 660 00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,177 and shove 'em up your ass so far, 661 00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:49,137 you'll grow ball trees, you fuck! 662 00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:51,890 - You... uhh! - What is your problem, Terry? 663 00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:53,975 You been out for four hours. 664 00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:56,770 Faggots! Faggots! 665 00:30:56,811 --> 00:30:58,813 End chords 666 00:31:01,733 --> 00:31:03,777 Yeah, we're doomed. 667 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:06,738 Guess we have daddy issues. 668 00:31:08,198 --> 00:31:10,075 What if we learned how to do things 669 00:31:10,116 --> 00:31:13,119 like a normal couple? 670 00:31:13,161 --> 00:31:14,829 Okay. Like what? 671 00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:17,499 Like fuckin'... 672 00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:23,046 light music 673 00:31:33,473 --> 00:31:34,432 Eh... 674 00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:37,811 Okay, uh, count of three, first thing that comes to mind, 675 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:39,413 something normal that we could do together. 676 00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:41,648 - Yeah, okay. - One, two, three. 677 00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:42,565 Funnel beer 678 00:31:42,607 --> 00:31:44,126 - through our assholes - Take a bath together. 679 00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:45,150 - Huh? - What? 680 00:31:51,199 --> 00:31:53,159 This is gay. 681 00:31:53,201 --> 00:31:54,661 We're gay. 682 00:31:54,702 --> 00:31:56,996 I don't think I'm this gay. 683 00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:00,917 No. I'm not this gay. 684 00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,920 Can we just do one romantic thing together? 685 00:32:03,962 --> 00:32:05,439 I don't know what you want from me, all right? 686 00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:09,384 I'm not into frilly fuckin' smelly shit. 687 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:11,428 Jesus Christ, you want us to put a blanket out 688 00:32:11,469 --> 00:32:13,555 and look for shooting stars next? 689 00:32:13,596 --> 00:32:15,390 Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. 690 00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:17,684 Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear a fuckin' dress or anything. 691 00:32:17,725 --> 00:32:19,185 Douche bags. 692 00:32:19,227 --> 00:32:22,272 Make way. I call crapper. 693 00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:23,440 Shove over, faggots. 694 00:32:23,481 --> 00:32:25,042 The cops decided to make the streets safe 695 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:27,235 for strollers and yoga mats again, fuck you very much. 696 00:32:27,277 --> 00:32:28,546 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 697 00:32:28,570 --> 00:32:30,238 I'll fucking murder you. Yeah, sure. 698 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,508 Got nothing better to do than watch a bunch of pruny queens 699 00:32:32,532 --> 00:32:34,051 slap their sacks against your ass cheeks. 700 00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:36,303 Thirteen years old, she's bringing a shiv to class. 701 00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:37,871 Man, I miss high school. 702 00:32:39,038 --> 00:32:40,498 Motherfucker... 703 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:44,002 Hey... ah, found it. 704 00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:45,521 - We don't believe... - Finishing sentences, Grandma? 705 00:32:45,545 --> 00:32:47,046 - Mickey. - That what you don't 706 00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:48,047 believe in? 707 00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:49,233 Why'd you climb through the window? 708 00:32:49,257 --> 00:32:51,092 Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans out front. 709 00:32:51,134 --> 00:32:53,178 I'm fuckin' busy, Peppermint Patty. 710 00:32:53,219 --> 00:32:55,305 Go whine to someone who gives a shit. 711 00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:57,724 - You can't let hate win. - Wake up little Mary Sunshine. 712 00:32:57,765 --> 00:32:58,975 Hate always wins. 713 00:32:59,017 --> 00:33:00,185 I fucked Angie. 714 00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:01,352 Everybody fucks Angie. 715 00:33:01,394 --> 00:33:02,896 You don't fuck Angie? 716 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,397 - No. - Wanna fuck Angie? 717 00:33:04,439 --> 00:33:05,982 I could call her, get her down here. 718 00:33:06,024 --> 00:33:07,793 - Can you take baby to funeral? - No, it's illegal 719 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:08,902 in this country. 720 00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:10,361 Oh... that fat fuck? 721 00:33:10,403 --> 00:33:13,114 He'd give a shit, believe me. All he's thinking about 722 00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:14,592 is whether to have extra helpings of kielbasa 723 00:33:14,616 --> 00:33:16,159 or pierogi at his mom's tonight. 724 00:33:18,119 --> 00:33:20,163 I don't know what you're fucking saying! 725 00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:21,932 Oh, my God! 726 00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:23,374 I don't know what that means! 727 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,084 Look, don't worry, we'll get a dick in 728 00:33:25,126 --> 00:33:26,377 as soon as we can. 729 00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:28,296 Yes, I wanna help. I wanna help 730 00:33:28,338 --> 00:33:29,607 by shoving a shotgun down my dad's throat 731 00:33:29,631 --> 00:33:31,775 and watching his spinal cord burst out his fuckin' back 732 00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:33,051 all over his kitchen wall! 733 00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:36,095 Rock music 734 00:33:38,765 --> 00:33:40,934 Okay, you need to push the fuck back, nutjob. 735 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,852 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 736 00:33:42,894 --> 00:33:44,038 I gotta do this with you again? 737 00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:45,730 It's not a fucking Antiques Roadshow. 738 00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:47,458 You get on the whole thing or nothing at all. 739 00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:49,460 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece 740 00:33:49,484 --> 00:33:51,045 for 5 bucks like it's a fuckin' yard sale? 741 00:33:51,069 --> 00:33:52,529 - We're thirsty. - Good thing 742 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:54,405 there's a sink in the fuckin' bathroom, huh? 743 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,115 Get the fuck outta here. 744 00:33:56,157 --> 00:33:57,992 Get outta here! 745 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,055 And learn how to run like a dude! 746 00:34:01,079 --> 00:34:04,958 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 747 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:07,043 Jesus Christ! 748 00:34:08,169 --> 00:34:10,129 You fucking never wanna do what I wanna do. 749 00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:12,274 Maybe that's 'cause you're always trying to change me. 750 00:34:12,298 --> 00:34:14,092 Yeah, maybe some change would be good for ya. 751 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:17,095 Fuck you. Why don't you change? 752 00:34:17,136 --> 00:34:18,680 You're more fucked up than I am. 753 00:34:18,721 --> 00:34:21,432 Bullshit, you're the king of fucked up. 754 00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:24,394 Rock music 755 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:29,440 I'll head over by myself. I'll be back in a couple hours. 756 00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:32,986 What, you don't want me to go? 757 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,280 Probably best if you don't, tough guy. 758 00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:36,465 Watch me now, look at me goin' 759 00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:37,615 What the fuck, Ian? 760 00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:39,659 Sick of your whiny, pussy crap. 761 00:34:39,701 --> 00:34:41,786 You're so tough, come here! 762 00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:42,996 He's a shit-talking, 763 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:45,290 bitch-slapping piece of South Side trash I fell for. 764 00:34:45,331 --> 00:34:47,083 Where is he? The fuck is he, Mick? 765 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:49,377 Fuck you! Fuck me for giving a shit, you prick. 766 00:34:49,419 --> 00:34:52,130 Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher? 767 00:34:52,171 --> 00:34:53,298 Oh, he speaks! 768 00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:54,692 You can give all the shits you want, 769 00:34:54,716 --> 00:34:57,135 but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds, 770 00:34:57,176 --> 00:34:59,178 don't go all, "Oh, it's okay. Wah-wah." 771 00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:01,139 Just suck it harder, you faggot. 772 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:02,348 Fuck you! 773 00:35:08,396 --> 00:35:09,606 You're gonna love it 774 00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:12,233 Hey, you wanna fag bash? Make you feel like a man? 775 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:14,152 Go ahead... do it! 776 00:35:15,612 --> 00:35:17,405 You're gonna love it 777 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,327 Get the fuck off! 778 00:35:24,329 --> 00:35:25,622 Got a premonition 779 00:35:25,663 --> 00:35:27,624 I'm ready for demolition 780 00:35:27,665 --> 00:35:29,584 Start it up, start it up 781 00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:31,669 I want my recognition 782 00:35:31,711 --> 00:35:35,048 You love me. And you're gay. 783 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:36,674 Just admit it. 784 00:35:36,716 --> 00:35:39,135 You been waiting your whole life 785 00:35:39,177 --> 00:35:40,303 Suck a dick! 786 00:35:40,345 --> 00:35:43,348 For something this good 787 00:35:43,389 --> 00:35:45,350 I wanna know how you feel, you know? 788 00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:47,560 Put me up in that limelight 789 00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:50,605 Runnin' it like we should 790 00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:52,065 You're gonna love it 791 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:53,941 Just this once... 792 00:35:53,983 --> 00:35:56,861 fuckin' admit it. 793 00:35:56,903 --> 00:35:57,779 Feel like a man? 794 00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,072 Motherfucker! 795 00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:01,240 You're gonna love it 796 00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:07,789 You're gonna love it 797 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,502 Feel better now. 798 00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:15,463 Percussive music 799 00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:17,548 Ha. Yeah. 800 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:20,259 I don't do normal, Gallagher. 801 00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:24,180 I don't either. 802 00:36:30,019 --> 00:36:31,604 Ahh... 803 00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,399 Fuckin' love you. 804 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,317 I love you too. 805 00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:51,374 Upbeat rock music 806 00:37:00,675 --> 00:37:03,594 Why do you do the silly things you do? 807 00:37:03,636 --> 00:37:06,013 Beats the hell out of me 808 00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:09,767 Why does it make me feel the way I do? 809 00:37:09,809 --> 00:37:13,187 Got me weak in the knees 810 00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,065 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 811 00:37:16,107 --> 00:37:17,525 Don't want to talk about 812 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,360 Ain't gonna talk about 813 00:37:19,402 --> 00:37:22,071 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 814 00:37:22,113 --> 00:37:23,531 Don't want to talk about 815 00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,366 Ain't gonna talk about 816 00:37:25,408 --> 00:37:27,076 I'm going insane 817 00:37:27,118 --> 00:37:31,205 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 818 00:37:31,247 --> 00:37:33,082 I'm out of my brain 819 00:37:33,124 --> 00:37:37,044 you got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 820 00:37:37,086 --> 00:37:38,921 I'm going insane 821 00:37:38,963 --> 00:37:43,384 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 822 00:37:43,426 --> 00:37:45,094 I can't explain 823 00:37:45,136 --> 00:37:48,598 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 824 00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:49,724 About you 825 00:37:49,766 --> 00:37:51,559 Whoo, ooh, ooh 826 00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:52,894 Whoo, ooh, ooh 827 00:37:52,935 --> 00:37:55,563 I knew you'd come. Come here. 828 00:37:55,605 --> 00:37:57,398 Whoo, ooh, ooh 829 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,233 Whoo, ooh, ooh 830 00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,402 Whoo, ooh, ooh 831 00:38:01,444 --> 00:38:03,446 How do you keep me coming back around? 832 00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:04,822 Gonna see you again? 833 00:38:04,864 --> 00:38:06,991 I'm on a tight, tight leash 834 00:38:07,033 --> 00:38:10,119 Why do you chew me up and spit me out? 835 00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:12,705 C-c-c-catch and release 836 00:38:12,747 --> 00:38:15,500 I'm going insane 837 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:19,587 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 838 00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:22,340 I'm out of my brain 839 00:38:22,381 --> 00:38:25,092 Come here. 840 00:38:25,134 --> 00:38:27,386 I'm going insane 841 00:38:27,428 --> 00:38:29,055 I'm going crazy, crazy... 842 00:38:31,641 --> 00:38:33,476 I can't explain 843 00:38:33,518 --> 00:38:37,021 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 844 00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:38,773 About you 845 00:38:38,815 --> 00:38:42,401 I rolled on the cartel I was workin' for, and in exchange, 846 00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:45,571 guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? 847 00:38:45,613 --> 00:38:47,740 Holy fuck. 848 00:38:47,782 --> 00:38:52,119 Oh, hey, I got bottom, so... 849 00:38:52,161 --> 00:38:54,121 you're on top. 850 00:38:54,163 --> 00:38:55,790 I'm gonna talk about 851 00:38:55,832 --> 00:38:58,459 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 852 00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:02,296 I wanna talk about 853 00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:03,673 I'm going insane 854 00:39:03,714 --> 00:39:07,802 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 855 00:39:07,844 --> 00:39:09,679 I'm out of my brain 856 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:13,641 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 857 00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,768 I'm going insane 858 00:39:15,810 --> 00:39:17,562 I'm going crazy, crazy... 859 00:39:17,603 --> 00:39:19,564 Come here. 860 00:39:19,605 --> 00:39:21,649 Whoo, ooh, ooh 861 00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:23,901 Whoo, ooh, ooh 862 00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:27,321 Isn't that cute? Little domestic bitches? 863 00:39:27,363 --> 00:39:30,324 Mm. thank you. 864 00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,201 I'm gonna talk about 865 00:39:32,243 --> 00:39:34,704 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 866 00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:37,665 I wanna talk about, I'm gonna talk about 867 00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,292 I wanna talk about... 868 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,127 I love you... 869 00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:44,088 Mickey Milkovich. 870 00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:47,717 More than anything. 871 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,385 And if you'll let me, 872 00:39:49,427 --> 00:39:51,429 I-I'd like to spend the rest of my life... 873 00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,848 Jesus Christ, save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 874 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:55,558 I'm going insane 875 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,268 I'll marry you. 876 00:39:57,310 --> 00:39:59,478 Of course I'll fucking marry you. 877 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,022 I can't explain 878 00:40:01,063 --> 00:40:04,442 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 879 00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:06,110 About you 880 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:11,782 I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, 881 00:40:11,824 --> 00:40:14,577 to be my husband... 882 00:40:14,619 --> 00:40:16,746 to have and to hold, 883 00:40:16,787 --> 00:40:19,624 from this day forward, 884 00:40:19,665 --> 00:40:22,043 for better or worse, 885 00:40:22,084 --> 00:40:25,296 richer or poorer, 886 00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:29,175 sickness and in health, 887 00:40:29,216 --> 00:40:33,804 to love and to cherish you 888 00:40:33,846 --> 00:40:35,181 till death do us part. 889 00:40:35,222 --> 00:40:38,726 The field underneath the tree 890 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:42,980 I, Ian, take you, 891 00:40:43,022 --> 00:40:44,315 Mickey, 892 00:40:44,357 --> 00:40:47,151 to be my husband... 893 00:40:47,193 --> 00:40:50,446 to have and to hold you from this day forward, 894 00:40:50,488 --> 00:40:52,740 for better or for worse, 895 00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:55,326 richer or poorer, 896 00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:57,954 in sickness and in health. 897 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:03,000 To love and to cherish you till death do us part. 898 00:41:03,042 --> 00:41:06,003 Now that Mikhailo and Ian 899 00:41:06,045 --> 00:41:08,089 have given themselves to each other 900 00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,590 with these vows 901 00:41:09,632 --> 00:41:11,801 and the giving and receiving of rings, 902 00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:14,470 I now pronounce you 903 00:41:14,512 --> 00:41:17,515 husband and husband. 904 00:41:18,474 --> 00:41:21,310 - Now? - Yes, now. 905 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,663 Indie rock music 906 00:41:42,665 --> 00:41:44,959 She pulled me closer 907 00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:47,503 Under the crying sky 908 00:41:47,545 --> 00:41:50,506 In greater New Orleans 909 00:41:50,548 --> 00:41:52,633 End of a lonely night 910 00:41:52,675 --> 00:41:55,553 And spirits watched 911 00:41:55,594 --> 00:41:57,888 I thought this was forever 912 00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,766 True crime, water into wine 913 00:42:00,808 --> 00:42:03,102 Woke up with the wool over my eyes 914 00:42:03,144 --> 00:42:05,730 She said, "Love, tell it to the judge" 915 00:42:05,771 --> 00:42:08,065 Truth frees, but it's easier to lie 916 00:42:08,107 --> 00:42:12,403 You did me wrong, but I played along 917 00:42:12,445 --> 00:42:14,530 And it's a 918 00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:19,452 It's a true crime 919 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:30,671 This is like the fourth time 920 00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:32,590 I've Stormy Danieled your little Trump. 921 00:42:32,631 --> 00:42:34,675 Sixth. Come on... get your cock pocket down there. 922 00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,218 Fuck. I feel like a Russian brothel. 923 00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,929 This is like the fourth time I've gobbled your turkey neck. 924 00:42:38,971 --> 00:42:41,390 Sixth. Get your cock pocket down here. 925 00:42:41,432 --> 00:42:43,601 Ugh. Happy Thanksgiving. 926 00:42:43,642 --> 00:42:44,935 Jesus Christ, this is like 927 00:42:44,977 --> 00:42:47,480 the fourth Showtime casting couch I've given you. 928 00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:51,525 Jesus Christ, this is like 929 00:42:51,567 --> 00:42:52,919 the fourth sloppy toppy I've given you. 930 00:42:52,943 --> 00:42:55,529 Sixth. Get your Clay Aiken pie hole down here. 931 00:42:55,571 --> 00:42:57,174 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 932 00:42:57,198 --> 00:42:58,949 we've played swallow the sausage. 933 00:42:58,991 --> 00:43:01,577 Sixth. Get your Mississippi bird bath down here. 934 00:43:01,619 --> 00:43:03,055 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 935 00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:04,830 I've eaten your hot dog on a stick. 936 00:43:04,872 --> 00:43:06,999 Sixth. Get your Alabama dog... dog whistle? 937 00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,727 - Alabama dog whistle? - Dirt whistle. 938 00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:10,002 - Dirt whistle. - Dirt whistle. 939 00:43:10,044 --> 00:43:11,170 Dog whistle. Dirt whistle. 940 00:43:11,212 --> 00:43:12,755 Dog whistle's something different. 941 00:43:12,797 --> 00:43:15,508 Jesus Christ, this is the fourth sausage swallower 942 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,884 - I've given you. - Sixth. 943 00:43:16,926 --> 00:43:19,762 Get your Bulgarian scuba mouth down here. 944 00:43:19,804 --> 00:43:22,598 Your, uh, Boston snowplow? 945 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,683 That's the only one that I remember. 946 00:43:24,725 --> 00:43:27,353 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth shaft flashing 947 00:43:27,394 --> 00:43:28,604 - I've given you. - Sixth. 948 00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:29,980 Let me try that one more time. 949 00:43:30,022 --> 00:43:31,565 - Shaft lashing. - Shaft lashing. 950 00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:33,359 Shaft lashing, shaft lashing. 951 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,652 Jesus Christ, this is like 952 00:43:34,693 --> 00:43:36,253 the fourth shaft lashing I've given you. 953 00:43:36,278 --> 00:43:40,449 Sixth. Come over here with that sweet lovin' mouth. 954 00:43:46,038 --> 00:43:48,958 Only on Showtime. 955 00:43:58,008 --> 00:44:00,553 You must be joking. 956 00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:02,429 What, you're... You're fucking him? 957 00:44:04,974 --> 00:44:08,727 - What'd ya hit? - Girl at school. 958 00:44:08,769 --> 00:44:10,855 Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill. 959 00:44:10,896 --> 00:44:13,232 I don't know what you see in that geriatric Viagroid. 960 00:44:13,274 --> 00:44:15,317 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 961 00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:16,694 Guns ain't Garanimals. 962 00:44:16,735 --> 00:44:18,195 Well, Sasha needs to find out 963 00:44:18,237 --> 00:44:19,905 that my wife's a hooker, not a slave. 964 00:44:19,947 --> 00:44:22,825 Jesus Christ, Russian whores know how to run their mouths 965 00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:24,994 when there ain't some dude's junk jammed in there. 966 00:44:25,035 --> 00:44:26,847 What the hell is this? Poolside at the Flamingo? 967 00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:28,014 We got a line of clients upstairs 968 00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:29,474 with their hands down their pants... go to work! 969 00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:32,084 Don't think you're gettin' off just 'cause you're about to 970 00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:33,627 drop a patty from your fur burger. 971 00:44:33,669 --> 00:44:35,004 - Fur burger? - She won't shave. 972 00:44:35,045 --> 00:44:36,881 - I like the way God made me. - That's nice. 973 00:44:36,922 --> 00:44:38,191 You're late again, I'ma dock you 50. 974 00:44:38,215 --> 00:44:39,925 - This isn't a shelter. - No shit. 975 00:44:39,967 --> 00:44:41,343 Shelter has better water pressure. 976 00:44:41,385 --> 00:44:43,762 - Oh, make yourself at home. - You got a problem? 977 00:44:43,804 --> 00:44:46,599 This should more than cover the Bisquick, asshole. 978 00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:52,521 Hey, you plan on giving a beatdown 979 00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,148 to every guy Mandy's been with? 980 00:44:54,190 --> 00:44:56,192 Your arms are gonna get fuckin' tired. 981 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:57,693 Hey, Nanook of the fuckin' North, 982 00:44:57,735 --> 00:44:58,777 why don't you lose parka 983 00:44:58,819 --> 00:45:00,130 unless you're planning on banging' Eskimos. 984 00:45:00,154 --> 00:45:01,339 Yeah, you know when someone robs me 985 00:45:01,363 --> 00:45:02,966 with my own fuckin' gun, they're not my friend. 986 00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:04,283 I'm kinda funny like that. 987 00:45:04,325 --> 00:45:06,535 Work it out with a fucking AR-15 to his fuckin' head. 988 00:45:06,577 --> 00:45:07,912 That's how I like to negotiate. 989 00:45:07,953 --> 00:45:10,122 Hey, Mrs. Patel, 990 00:45:10,164 --> 00:45:13,250 can you jerk your fuckin' husband off once in a while 991 00:45:13,292 --> 00:45:17,379 so he doesn't come back to my rub and tug ever again? 992 00:45:18,339 --> 00:45:19,590 Lisinopril. 993 00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:20,942 Should I Google it, see what it does? 994 00:45:20,966 --> 00:45:22,861 No, you should give me some, and I'll let you know. 995 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:26,263 We have electric shavers, Jamaican rum... 996 00:45:26,305 --> 00:45:27,431 and this. 997 00:45:27,473 --> 00:45:30,643 That has a hair on it. You touch me with that, 998 00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:31,995 I will knock the teeth outta your head. 999 00:45:32,019 --> 00:45:33,687 - I will knock the teeth... - With this? 1000 00:45:33,729 --> 00:45:35,981 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1001 00:45:36,023 --> 00:45:38,275 - En garde! - What is wrong with you? 1002 00:45:38,317 --> 00:45:40,277 What the fuck is wrong with... Oh, my... 1003 00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:42,738 This is not funny. 1004 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,615 I'm not fucking Star Wars... 1005 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:48,118 - What's your type? - Redhead. 1006 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,912 - I am downstairs. - Batshit crazy. 1007 00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:52,915 - Check. - Packin' nine inches. 1008 00:45:52,957 --> 00:45:55,918 Rock music 1009 00:45:58,170 --> 00:45:59,713 - What do you mean? - I mean people 1010 00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:01,006 will slip that bitch a roofie, 1011 00:46:01,048 --> 00:46:03,026 slap her to a chair, and pull her fucking teeth out. 1012 00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,319 - I stabbed him first. - No, you did not. 1013 00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:05,678 - Oh, shut up. - You shut up. 1014 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:06,905 Don't fuckin' tell me what to do. 1015 00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,031 If you shut your fuckin' pie hole, 1016 00:46:08,055 --> 00:46:09,115 I wouldn't have to tell you what to do. 1017 00:46:09,139 --> 00:46:10,367 Yeah, please, that'll be the day, 1018 00:46:10,391 --> 00:46:12,160 when Ian Gallagher doesn't nag the shit outta my ass 1019 00:46:12,184 --> 00:46:13,727 and tell me what to do about something. 1020 00:46:13,769 --> 00:46:14,996 You know, if you just wipe the toilet seat 1021 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,623 for once in your life, I wouldn't fucking nag you. 1022 00:46:16,647 --> 00:46:17,731 If you just picked up 1023 00:46:17,773 --> 00:46:18,875 - your nail clippings! - Who gives a shit 1024 00:46:18,899 --> 00:46:20,085 about any of that? We're in fucking prison! 1025 00:46:20,109 --> 00:46:21,503 - I do, you fucking pig. - That's the problem. 1026 00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:23,255 You sound like a couple of old broads. 1027 00:46:23,279 --> 00:46:25,197 I'ma murder you two if you don't stop talking. 1028 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,283 Shut your face. I just got outta prison, 1029 00:46:27,324 --> 00:46:30,077 so I have no qualms about reaching down your throat, 1030 00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:32,162 through your intestines and out your fucking asshole 1031 00:46:32,204 --> 00:46:33,747 to take back whatever you stole. 1032 00:46:33,789 --> 00:46:36,834 Okay, we both know what we know we know... 1033 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,044 that we know. 1034 00:46:39,086 --> 00:46:40,879 The fuck does that mean? 1035 00:46:43,882 --> 00:46:46,677 Mandy's makin' eggs. 1036 00:46:48,679 --> 00:46:49,638 Put some clothes on. 1037 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,433 You two look like a couple of fags. 1038 00:46:53,726 --> 00:46:54,977 There's an ATM card. 1039 00:46:55,019 --> 00:46:57,438 Congratulations. It has no fuckin' PIN number. 1040 00:46:57,479 --> 00:46:59,315 What're you gonna do, rob the same mailboxes 1041 00:46:59,356 --> 00:47:01,191 every day until they send the PIN? 1042 00:47:01,233 --> 00:47:02,836 Jesus Christ, what happened to a man's home 1043 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,611 bein' his fucking castle? 1044 00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:07,114 Three things. This is my home, 1045 00:47:07,156 --> 00:47:09,533 you do have a small dick, and you started this, 1046 00:47:09,575 --> 00:47:12,036 all because you thought your wife's worth more 1047 00:47:12,077 --> 00:47:13,329 than a couplea bucks a lay. 1048 00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:15,289 She's not. 1049 00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:19,084 Two hundred twenty bucks. How many Johnsons you squash. 1050 00:47:19,126 --> 00:47:20,044 Seventeen. 1051 00:47:20,085 --> 00:47:21,670 That's like 12 bucks a wank. 1052 00:47:21,712 --> 00:47:23,964 Do you guys know rich people count the number of threads 1053 00:47:24,006 --> 00:47:25,215 - in their sheets? - Fuck that. 1054 00:47:25,257 --> 00:47:27,551 I can't even count the number of stains in mine. 1055 00:47:27,593 --> 00:47:28,594 You know what they say... 1056 00:47:28,635 --> 00:47:30,155 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 1057 00:47:30,179 --> 00:47:31,889 It does if it lands on a dick! 1058 00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:33,182 What's he doin'? 1059 00:47:35,768 --> 00:47:37,311 He's getting us drinks. 1060 00:47:38,103 --> 00:47:39,813 Crazy how realistic it looks. 1061 00:47:39,855 --> 00:47:41,690 Where's my hug? 1062 00:47:46,362 --> 00:47:48,155 Girlfriend's gonna love this one, bro. 1063 00:47:48,197 --> 00:47:49,990 It's not my girlfriend. It's my mom. 1064 00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:51,283 Oh, you shoulda told me that 1065 00:47:51,325 --> 00:47:54,536 before I started workin' on these titties. 1066 00:47:54,578 --> 00:47:57,039 Oh... fuck! 1067 00:48:00,501 --> 00:48:02,127 I hear you give exquisite head. 1068 00:48:02,169 --> 00:48:06,006 I'm curious if your skills extend to both genders. 1069 00:48:07,591 --> 00:48:08,967 Fuck off, rectum boy. 1070 00:48:09,009 --> 00:48:11,220 I'm not here to see Mickey. I'm here to see you. 1071 00:48:11,261 --> 00:48:12,930 What, you trying to fagify all of us? 1072 00:48:12,971 --> 00:48:15,349 You don't fagify people. That's not how... 1073 00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:16,618 - What's your problem? - Sick of the smell 1074 00:48:16,642 --> 00:48:18,522 of goddamn mayonnaise. It's like getting screwed 1075 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,687 by a bowl of potato salad every morning. 1076 00:48:20,729 --> 00:48:22,022 You were mouth and ass raped? 1077 00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,732 You kidding? I did the raping. 1078 00:48:23,774 --> 00:48:25,192 Milkoviches don't bottom. 1079 00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:27,111 Was Mickey adopted? 1080 00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,446 Is it as annoying as the way you lick your finger 1081 00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:31,073 every single time you turn the page 1082 00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:32,866 of whatever faggety-ass book you're reading? 1083 00:48:32,908 --> 00:48:34,118 - Okay. - My name's Ian. 1084 00:48:34,159 --> 00:48:36,078 I can't turn the page like a normal human being. 1085 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,080 I have to put my whole goddamn paw in my mouth. 1086 00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:40,165 You know what, if you actually knew how to read, 1087 00:48:40,207 --> 00:48:41,375 maybe you'd understand. 1088 00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,293 Not, "Look at these fucking squiggle things 1089 00:48:43,335 --> 00:48:45,129 all over this piece of paper!" 1090 00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:46,922 Every morning, the same shit. 1091 00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:48,132 You're like old women! 1092 00:48:48,173 --> 00:48:50,342 I came to prison to get away from my parents! 1093 00:48:50,384 --> 00:48:52,219 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 1094 00:48:52,261 --> 00:48:54,179 Not if it smells like mayonnaise. 1095 00:48:54,221 --> 00:48:56,723 Exactly! 1096 00:48:56,765 --> 00:48:59,768 Punk rock music 1097 00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:01,792 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org